Abhirupa Purkayastha – Simplifying Life

Well these days I’ve got a new hobby and it’s collecting tweets that are witty, funny, real, unreal and re-reading them and laughing out loud. But there’s no maza in laughing akele akele. So, thought of posting the tweets on my blog :-). So, let’s start with today’s tweets.

These tweets are collected from the topics trending today – from Robert Vadra, Rahul Gandhi,#my baby’s nearly 18, Ayesha Takia to somber ones like Yuvraj Singh’s et al.

Today’s 14+1 Tweets that are Funny+Funny 🙂

1. As long as Rahul Gandhi is our yuva neta I am still young. And most of you all are babies. By RaggedTag
2. #AlternateUsesofChetanBhagatBooks Use two of them to create a raised platform for your laptop. To use when laptop cooler not working. By Deepak Mehta
3. Robert vadra shud b a very very worried man.today he also watched Times Now. By Sachin dixit
4. Who are these people Robert Vadra thinks will ever want him to enter politics ? By Anubha Bhosale
5. Kya aap Ayesha Takia ko takkar de sakti hain? Agar haan, toh t(w)itpic karein! By Kash
6. Dear Ayesha Takia and Kingfisher. It’s Bob Marley’s birthday. Peace out. His method of flying was best. Try it. You’ll both feel better. By Rohan Joshi
7. 4 Sonam kapoor blouses can be made from 1 Ayesha Takia blouse. By Trendulkar
8. What’s all this Ayesha Takia talk about? Did Siddharth Mallya visit Chai Coffi and get pissed when they charged him for a glass of water? by Aniruddha Guha (BTW Chai Coffi is a cafe owned by Ms Takia)
9. People tweeting about Ayesha Takia when they should be sleeping with a Takia under their heads. One common factor, both are of same size By Gaurav
10. Complan was the success behind Ayesha Takia’s enormous bust. I wonder if it had the opp reaction to Shahid Kapoor. By Evilgeniusnick
11. What Deepika padukone couldn’t do for 2 years!!! Ayesha takia did it in 5 mins.. Trend Siddharth mallaya on twitter!!! By WTF
12. It all started with the 15 year old boy, wearing the grey hoodie saying “aye, aye, aye” and now my baby’s nearly 18. By BiebersBeats (And it was Rt’d 3246 times) Justin Bieber Fans!! Seriously!!
13. #Happy Birthday Bob Marley… Can we please get you back if we sacrifice Justin Bieber? by Hopelesssouls Justin Bieber Haters!!! Seriously!!
14. Why is everything of Housefull 2 getting leaked first the song..now the trailer..I think they have some leakage problems! Plumber time guys! By Imroj singh
15. I saw Heyy Baby in theatre, I also saw Housefull in theatre, with this exprience i can safely say “I WILL NOT WATCH Housefull 2 in theatre” by Fultufilmy

And on a somber note, get well soon tweets flooded in as the news that Yuvraj Singh is battling cancer spread.

Ayesha Takia  Trending on Twitter???

BTW for those who are thinking why, of all the people, Ayesha Takia is trending on  Twitter. Then here’s the story –

Ayesha Takia tweeted about her sister being harassed by Kingfisher Airlines staff – “The worst airline,kingfisher!!!shockingly baddddddddddd airport staff behavior at delhi airport with my sister.This disgustingly behaved kingfisher staff called Vinay podwal just tore my sisters boarding pass n misbehaved with her!!!!Can’t believe thisssss!!!I’m in mumbai n I wish I was there rite now 2!soooo angry!!How can this happen!!!how dare this vinay podwal misbehave with a passenger and tare her boarding pass,it cud b any one of u!!think about it.I will tweet and tell ul the whole story in a bit,2 angry n upset rite now!this just happend!!I wanted u alllllll 2 no!My heart is beating so fast with anger that a girl at an airport gets treated this way by airport staff!he is at the kingfisher counter.She is unwell and has a horrible backache,can’t believe this happend 2 her rite now!!!!!!!!!!!!Is this how a girl alone at an airport gets treated by the staff of the airline she is flying?!?!?!?Vinay podwal at delhi airport,kingfisher staff just threatend and yelled at my sister saying he can throw any1 out n TORE her boarding pass!She is unwell n tired n hurt from being mistreated n threatend..I’m shocked!We r goin 2 take serious action against this and go 2 court with it,let the law handle it,so that this dosent happen 2 any girl again!”

Well for obvious reasons the tweet didn’t go down well with Jr Mallya and he took to Twitter as well – “Been getting retweets about Ayesha Takia & KFA. not too sure who she is, an actor of some sorts?? But it seems something has upset her!!Don’t know why Ayesha Takia is tweeting so much when she wasn’t even present. There are always two sides to a story. Pipe down love.”